Booby Rhymey

Mary, Mary, quite contrary

how her boobs did grow;

making her self-conscious

and she couldn't see her toes.

All her life she had to live with 

snide remarks from guys

which embarrassed her to tears

as she really was quite shy.

She even married a man who said 

over a handful was a waste,

calling her "Elsie" in front of friends

voicing his view with distaste.

The only advice Mary has to give

to those women who wish to have more

it's not all what it seems to be

and be prepared for what's in store.

Copyrighted 2003 - Carol Barton