Mary, Mary, quite contrary
how her boobs did grow;
making her self-conscious
and she couldn't see her toes.
All her life she had to live with
snide remarks from guys
which embarrassed her to tears
as she really was quite shy.
She even married a man who said
over a handful was a waste,
calling her "Elsie" in front of friends
voicing his view with distaste.
The only advice Mary has to give
to those women who wish to have more
it's not all what it seems to be
and be prepared for what's in store.
Copyrighted 2003 - Carol Barton